Diary of a Newborn

A lady called a "Midwife" came to see Mummy and me today.  I didn’t like her very much because she stuck a pin in my heel and kept squeezing it to make me bleed, I didn’t want to show that she hurt me though because I’m tough, so I didn’t cry and Mummy said that … Read more

Well I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night, Mummy said that we were sharing our room with two very silly women. One of them kept playing a musical teddy to her baby all night, I quite liked it but Mummy said it just annoying. And the woman in the bed next to us … Read more

Blimey that was hard work, one minute I’m all snuggled up in a warm, dark place – if not a little bit squashed but all of a sudden it got really tight in there and I had to get out. It was quite scary and hard work. In fact I got so frightened at one … Read more